Okay, today a more coherent post, perhaps. Coherenter, even.
There's actually not much to report. It's about 60 degrees here with a beautiful mix of evening sun and clouds. You can hear melting water errywhere. Perfect weather for a walk- everyone seems to be out in my hood. I made it all of two blocks (a two block loop, that is) and then I pooped. And by pooped, I mean I was pooped. Unfortunately, I did not shart.
At my doctor's appointment today, I was told that my brain will be vegetable-like for at least another three months. Wauw. If you had to choose a vegetable for your brain to be like, what would it be? I'll take all suggestions, but please let them be delicious.
In other news, I've decided that starting at 230 pounds, my face begins to get a nice definition. Isn't that generous? That's two little people, even. They're so cute I wanna pick them up and eat them!
Lastly, to the bitchmade fool named Old Coot. Please update your blog. I'd really hate to have to come to Pittsfield and smack you. I need shit to read during the day. OK. Thx. Bai.
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Fewl, you know I like hearing about you being on the mend. But don't for a second think I'll be pulling punches if you step to my hood. I will double-foot-kick you off a trampoline if need be. The pre-springtime malaise has set in 'round these parts but I feel I'll be coming back around soon. For now my free time is to precious to spend blogging. Later, hater.
My brain would of course be the lightly browned and breaded sliced tomato found on top of a delicious macaroni and cheese. The Contessa's recipe, naturally.
And gurl, this has been the coldest winter ever. I can't remember what spring feels like. I'm hoping it feels like the lightly browned and breaded sliced tomato found...
I'm with Bill. Despite the fact that your brain is a vegetable, be glad it is a vegetable in 60 degree weather. Minneapolis NEVER is going to get warm. Glad you're on the upswing!
Shout outs from Colorado! It snowed here but is pretty warm now. We drove up into the mountains outside Golden, which was scary, but amazing views. These mountains used to be on the bottom of the ocean!
Critters: some weird birds (magpies?) and a bunny. Possibly goatpoo.
As for a brain-vegetable, I got to go with cheesy hashbrown potato bake. Not wholly vegetal, but totally sour creamy and crispy.
xoxooxoxoxoxoxo
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